The Southern Ten Commandments

Some might argue that these southern commandments are much easier to remember.

1. Just one God
2. Put nothin' before God
3. Watch yer mouth
4. Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
5. Honor yer Ma and Pa
6. No killin'
7. No foolin' around with another feller's gal (or 'nother gal's feller)
8. Don't take what ain't yorn
9. No tellin' tales or gossipin'
10. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. 

Now that's plain an' simple.

And bless your little cotton pickin' heart.