Friday, February 26, 2010

My name is I AM

I was regretting the past and fearing the future. Suddenly my Lord was speaking:
"My name is I AM.

When you live in the past with it's mistakes and regrets, it is hard. I am not there. My name is not I WAS.

When you live in the future with it's problems and fears, it is hard. I am not there. My name is not I WILL BE.

When you live in this moment, it is not hard. I am here. My name is I AM."

Socialism is for Lazy People

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's marxist-socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A."

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

The experiment failed to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Lazy people are socialist's who want to redistribute the wealth of the hard working. This brings us to the fabled story of the hard working ant and the lazy grasshopper.

The Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper

The Ant works hard in the heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC and ABC show up and provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a film of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be that, in a country of such wealth, this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Barack Obama makes a special guest appearance on the CBS Evening News and says he will do everything he can for the Grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefited unfairly during the "Era of Greed." Obviously the Ant has gotten rich off the "back of the Grasshopper," and so Obama calls for an immediate tax hike on the Ant to make him pay his "fair share."

The Ant sues, but loses the case. The story ends as we see the Grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while he lives in a government house. The Ant has disappeared in the snow. And on the TV they are showing Barack Obama standing before a wildly applauding audience announcing that a new era of "Fairness" has dawned in America.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Born Again American

This is an interesting video with a good premise that finds itself derailed halfway through when it includes unsaved individuals who have not been born again. The lyrics are good but ecumenical unity is merely a precursor to the Antichrist's one-world religion.


Just a workin’ man without a job
It got shipped off to China via Washington, D.C.
And I know I’m nothin’ special, there are plenty more like me
Just the same
I thought I knew the rules of the game

I stood up for this country that I love
I came back from the desert to a wife and kids to feed
I’m not sayin’ Uncle Sam should give me what I need
My offer stands
I’ll pull my weight you give me half a chance

I went up to a congressman and said to him “you know
Our government is letting people down”
He said he’d need a lot of help to buck the status-quo
I said there was a bunch of us around

I’m a Born Again American, conceived in Liberty
My Bible and the Bill of Rights, my creed’s equality
I’m a Born Again American, my country ‘tis of me
And everyone who shares the dream from sea to shining sea

My brother’s welding chassis at the plant
He’s earning what our granddad did in 1948
While CEOs count bonuses behind the castle gates
How can they see
When all they care about’s the do re mi

It’s getting where there’s nowhere left to turn
Not since the crash of twenty-nine have things been so unfair
So many of our citizens are living in despair
The time has come
To reaffirm that hope’s not just for some

The promise of America’s surrendering to greed
The rule is just look out for number one
But brace yourself ‘cause some of us have sown a different seed
A harvest of the spirit has begun

I’m a Born Again American conceived in liberty
My Bible and The Bill Of Rights
My creed’s equality
A Born Again American, my country ‘tis of me
And everyone who shares the dream from sea to shining sea

It’s clear my country’s soul is on the line
She’s hungering for something that she lost along the way
The principle the framers called upon us to obey
That in this land
The people’s will must have the upper hand

I felt the calling once before and took a sacred vow
And faithful to that vow I have remained
I hear the calling once again, my country needs me now
And to her cause I have been re-ordained

I’m a Born Again American conceived in liberty
My Bible and the Bill Of Rights, all people living free
A Born Again American, my country ‘tis of me
And everyone who shares the dream
From sea to shining sea
And everyone who shares the dream
From sea to shining sea
A M E R I C A

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

New Film Skewers ADL

National Prayer Network
By Rev. Ted Pike

Defamation is a film that reveals how the Anti-Defamation League and the government of Israel stimulate irrational fear of persecution from Gentiles within the minds of the Jewish people. Israeli filmmaker Yoav Shamir suggests such defamation of the motives and character of Gentiles (as well as "self-hating" Jewish critics of Israel) is necessary for the ADL. He says this helps generate ADL's $70 million annual budget and also deflects blame from the government of Israel in wake of “Operation Cast Lead” in Gaza.


Shamir originally intended a film about anti-Semitism, a topic he says is mentioned everywhere in Israeli media but poorly defined or understood. He brought his film proposal to ADL in New York, where national director Abe Foxman warmly promised to give him every assistance. Shamir was not only granted complete access to ADL resources and staff but also was allowed to travel with Foxman’s entourage to the Vatican, Israel and Auschwitz. There, ADL pursued its ostensible worldwide goal of ending “the new anti-Semitism.” Here are highlights:
  • In New York, ADL tells Shamir that the world is experiencing a sharp spike in anti-Semitic outrages. Shamir asks for a recent U.S. example to feature in his film. ADL can’t produce one. The worst it can scrape up is an incident in the mixed-race Crown Heights district of New York: 12- and 13-year-old blacks threw several rocks into a school bus filled with Jewish children.
  • Shamir joins some of the 30,000 Israeli high school students who annually visit Auschwitz and other concentration camps to appreciate the horrors of the Holocaust. He reveals that the government of Israel is pursuing a program to instill wildly exaggerated fear, indeed paranoia, of Gentiles in young Jewish minds. Government security personnel accompanying the group constantly suggest it’s dangerous to visit “anti-Semitic” European countries, where neo-Nazis roam the streets. Israeli youth are taught, the film repeatedly reveals, that only by never forgiving or forgetting Gentile persecutions, is there any hope of escaping similar atrocities today and tomorrow. By the time the Auschwitz tour ends, the anger and emotions of the kids include hate. One Jewish girl says, “I want to kill them—all of them.” “Who are they?” Shamir asks. The girl replies, “Nazis.” “But they are dead.” “No, they have heirs,” she replies.
  • Shamir interviews Jewish rabbis, intellectuals and authorities from America, Israel and Russia to ask if they agree with ADL that anti-Semitism is an international scourge. Most reply that actual race-based anti-Semitism is virtually non-existent! Instead, they allege, it is largely the figment of ADL’s money-making propaganda machine. This Jewish produced film suggests that anger against Israeli injustices, even from the Arab side, is not anti-Semitism.
  • ADL has organized 56 nations of Europe into its “anti-hate” confederation, The Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe. How did they do it? In the film, Foxman says ADL enjoys almost mythic status in the eyes of European nations as a power-broker and lobbyist in Washington, DC. ADL encourages this, promising lobbying favors if European countries give ADL what it wants: hate crime laws, Holocaust remembrance programs, opposition to Iran, etc. In the early 1930s, Stalin’s troops encircled and starved to death five million Ukrainian Kulaks who wanted to grow and sell vegetables from their own gardens rather than work for Soviet collectives. In extraordinarily rare footage, we see Foxman lay down the law to the government of Ukraine. ADL will do favors for Ukraine in Washington only if there is no comparison between what Foxman describes as “your genocide with our genocide.” The Ukrainian authorities meekly comply, promising to give national emphasis to Jewish suffering, not their own.
  • Shamir also was present with ADL at Israel’s first global anti-Semitism conference in Jerusalem last spring. Every speaker present, including Foxman, agreed the “new anti-Semitism” consists of countless traditional, racist anti-Semites now masking their virulent hatred under legitimate criticism of Israel. However, one Jewish speaker, Prof. David Hirsch, dropped a bomb of dissent when he said that most current “anti-Semitism” comes from reaction to Israel's abuse of the Palestinians. Attendees virulently disagreed, unable to see that heightening worldwide critique of Jews is resulting from Israeli brutality. This inability to be self-critical emerges from the foundational Orthodox position of modern Israel and Judaism, which exalts the Talmud and Zohar (Kabbalah) as Judaism's highest religious and ethical authority. Here is only one of many passages in the Zohar which teaches Orthodox Jews that they are semi-divine and the “goyim” are animals: "…'living soul' refers to Israel, who have holy living souls from above, and 'cattle and creeping thing and beast of the earth' to the other peoples who are not 'living soul,' but who are as we have said." [See footnote] With this in mind, we understand why the Talmud teaches that in any dispute the Jew must be exonerated, with blame upon the Gentile. The Jewish Encyclopediasummarizes the majority opinion of the Talmud which "declares that if a Gentile sue an Israelite, the verdict is for the defendant; if the Israelite is the plaintiff, he obtains full damages." (the Jewish Encyclopedia, "Gentile," page 620)
  • In Poland, Foxman leads an entourage of 150 Israeli military officers, including Israel’s second-ranking IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) general, marching in honor of Jewish Holocaust dead. The least this film establishes is that ADL and Israel are closely married, not only in purpose but also in organization. What IDF does in military operations on the ground and Mossad does in intelligence, ADL does in propaganda against Israel’s ideological foes. Shamir says, "ADL has a very close relationship with the Israeli government… Israel relies on Foxman when it comes to issues of anti-Semitism."
    What can be done to curb ADL/Israel paranoia?

    Shamir ends the film by gently suggesting that maybe it’s time for ADL/Israel to “live in the present and look to the future.”

    In reality, ADL/Israel will never do this unassisted. How do we help free them from anti-Gentilism and addiction to the endless, vicious cycle of deceiving and being deceived -- of hitting back and never forgetting?

    Well founded criticism is vital. ADL’s international, anti-Christian hate laws and pro-homosexual agenda will only be restrained by widespread public identification of ADL as the ogre who has taken away free speech in countries such as Canada, Germany and Australia and who wants to do so everywhere.

    Israel’s desire to drive all Arabs from Palestine and even further exploit American military might to make the Mideast safe for Israel can only be restrained by international scorn.

    The best contribution anyone can make toward keeping ADL and international Zionist power from ascending to actual control of a nascent one-world federation in the coming years is widespread, factual criticism now. This is not anti-Semitism. It is righteous indignation.

    Footnote:

    The following is from treatise Bereshith of the Zohar, printed by Soncino Press, Ltd., London.

    Monday, February 15, 2010

    Fishing with the Game Warden

    There was once a particular fellow named Sam that consistently caught more fish than anyone else. The other guys would only catch three or four a day, Sam would come in off the lake with a boat full. The game warden was curious and asked Sam for his secret. The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe. So the next morning the two met at the dock and took off in Sam’s boat. They stopped when they got to the middle of the lake and the warden sat back to see how it was done.

    Sam’s approach was simple. He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the air. The explosion rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface. Sam took out a net and started scooping them up. Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he recovered from the shock, he began yelling at Sam, “You can’t do this! I’ll put you in jail, buddy! You will be paying every fine there is in the book!”

    Meanwhile, Sam set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite, lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden and said, “Are you going to sit there all day complaining or are you going to fish?”

    Saturday, February 13, 2010

    We Are The World

    When God created Adam and Eve, it was His intention for mankind to live in peace and harmony and to love one another, but sin changed everything and now we have divisions everywhere within mankind. In 1985 there was great suffering in Africa as many people starved to death while the world looked on. To their credit, Lionel Richie and the late Michael Jackson wrote a song and had some of the most famous voices at that time sing the song together in a studio. "We Are The World" was about human race and how we need to help those less fortunate than us. Unless you have a heart of stone, it's well written song that stirs your emotions to go out and help someone because he are all human beings.



    The problem is that while the intentions of the song were good, millions still died without Christ. It was a social call for help that eased the hurting temporarily but never showed the people their need for a Savior. Now twenty-five years later they have gotten together to remake this song in the wake of the Haiti earthquake to raise money which can be used to buy food, water and help with rebuilding a country that was completely devastated.



    But what about Haiti's rejection of God and the long-held embrace of satanism? What about all the people who have died and those continue to die without being born again? Let's send the people of Haiti supplies and help them physically but let's not forget their souls which need the redeeming power of Christ.
    John 3:3-8
    (3)  Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
    (4)  Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
    (5)  Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
    (6)  That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
    (7)  Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
    (8)  The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
    Romans 10:8-15
    (8)  But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach;
    (9)  That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
    (10)  For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
    (11)  For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
    (12)  For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.
    (13)  For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
    (14)  How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?
    (15)  And how shall they preach, except they be sent? as it is written, How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!

    Friday, February 12, 2010

    Ed Young's Money Problems

    Prominent Grapevine pastor linked to luxury
    by Brett Shipp / WFAA-TV



    DALLAS — Not long ago, the Fellowship Church in Grapevine was one of the largest and fastest-growing churches in the nation.

    Its pastor, Ed Young, was making national headlines by encouraging married couples to have more sex.

    But since that time, sources say membership has waned and some say Pastor Young may have lost his way — putting himself and secrecy over God.

    He's splashy and hip; his message contemporary and cool. His marketing is  tops in the world of mega-evangelism, making huge waves with his sermon in 2008 titled "Seven Days of Sex."

    But in the past few months, it's not theology but physics that may be impacting Young. Namely: What goes up must come down.

    One former staff member who says he was close to Young but wishes not to be identified, described it this way: "The lack of accountability. The lavish lifestyle that keeps increasing, while the attendance keeps decreasing."

    Over the past few weeks, News 8 has been in contact with a number of individuals who were once close to Young at his massive Fellowship Church in Grapevine, disturbed by his direction and treatment of staff.

    Young recently replaced his chief financial officer and replaced him with his personal attorney, business partner and fishing buddy, Dennis Brewer Jr.

    With Brewer's help and a complex series of business creations and transactions, Young is now jetting around the country in a French-made Falcon 50 private jet; estimated value, $8.4 million.

    Records obtained by News 8 indicate Fellowship Church became the operator of the jet in March of 2007. News 8 discovered the jet parked in a hangar at Alliance Airport north of Fort Worth, tucked away where only a select few can see it.

    Those who hear him preach every Sunday have never been told about the aircraft.

    "The staff members are told that there is no plane, and several staff members who have actually been on the plane have denied that there is a plane," said the former employee source.

    Young, who declined an on-camera interview, told News 8 through a spokesman he "travels globally offering messages of inspiration and transformation to his peers and other pastors."

    He makes no mention of traveling in a personal jet.

    But FAA records show that as soon as Young took possession of the jet in 2007, the aircraft logged a week-long trip to the Bahamas.

    One month later, Young's jet logged a six-day trip to Chetumal, Mexico, also known as the gateway to Belize.

    But it's not just the jet and the international travel the Young keeps out of sight.

    News 8 has also learned that Young's 10,000 square foot, $1.5 million estate on Lake Grapevine is not listed on the tax rolls in his name, but rather in the name of "Palometa Revocable Trust."

    Records show that Young was paid $240,000 a year as a parsonage allowance; that's in addition what sources say is a $1 million yearly pastor's salary.

    Young declined to discuss his salary and compensation with News 8, but his spokesman said the pastor's pay "is governed without his participation by an Independent Compensation Committee, relying on outside consultation with knowledgeable and experienced church leaders."

    News 8 has also learned that in 2007, Young sold the intellectual property of Fellowship Church's marketing Web site, CreativePastors. He also sold the church's membership mailing list to a newly-formed, for-profit company called EY Publishing.

    Today, CreativePastors.com is used by the Youngs to sell his sermons and books for profit.

    "When did the intellectual property, when did the preaching and the Bible notes and the books become intellectual property for the pastor?" asked Ole Anthony of the Trinity Foundation in Dallas.  "That's the property of the church."

    Anthony says he and his Trinity Foundation investigative team have been monitoring Ed Young for the past three years. He believes Young has fallen into the same trap as many other televangelists he has investigated over the years.

    "But now he's just bought in to greed in the name of God," Anthony said.  "They are sanctifying greed, and that's what's so evil."

    In the past few years, Young and his attorney, Dennis Brewer Jr., have created a number of for-profit companies generating money apart from Fellowship Church, including: Creative Pastors, CreativePastors.com, Creality Enterprises, Creality Publishing, EY Publishing, Ed Young Resources and UOI Resources.

    All the businesses list the fifth floor of Dennis Brewer's law office in Las Colinas as their office address.

    But the resources used to generate the profits come, in part, from the not-for-profit Fellowship Church.  For example, Ed's favorite sermons that were delivered at the church.

    SMU law professor Wayne Shaw is a former IRS agent who specializes in tax law. He says it's not unusual for pastors to accrue wealth from church resources, but it must be disclosed and separate from any for-profit business.

    "They've been given a very special duty, and they get benefits for getting that special duty, such as tax exemptions, charitable contribution deductions," Shaw said.   "I think it's owed to the public that there is transparency that the public sees that there is not something bad going on."

    According to Young's spokesman, Larry Ross, "any transactions between the senior pastor and the church are conducted at arms-length with full disclosure to and approval by the board."

    No one is accusing Young of breaking any laws, but perhaps he is violating the covenant of honesty with his congregation.

    When we asked Young specifically if he has a personal jet, his spokesman told us only that he travels using commercial, charter and leased aircraft, and that he reimburses the church for any personal trips.

    Young's spokesman also told News 8 his board approves all spending decisions, and their financial books are audited by an outside accounting firm.

    Sitting on the Fence

    There was an incredibly large group of people assembled. On one side of the group stood Jesus and on the other side of the group stood Satan. There was a fence that separated the group and ran through the middle.

    The was scene set and both Jesus and Satan started calling on the people in the group and one by one each person made up their mind and went to either Jesus or Satan.

    This kept going until eventually Jesus had gathered around him a group of people as had Satan. But one man refused to join either group. He climbed on top the fence that was there and sat down on it. Then Jesus and His people left as did Satan and his group.

    And the man on the fence sat alone.

    As this man sat there, Satan came back, and appeared to be looking for something that he'd lost. The man said, "Have you lost something?" Satan looked straight at him and replied, "No, there you are. Come with me."

    "But," said the man, "I sat on the fence. I chose neither you nor Him."

    "That's okay," said Satan, "I own the fence."

    This why Jesus said:
    "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other..." (Matthew 6:24)
    After the Israelites had come into the Promised Land, Joshua was near the end of his life when he spoke to the people:
    "And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD." (Joshua 24:15)

    Wednesday, February 10, 2010

    J. Lee Grady on Tebow Superbowl Ad

    J. Lee Grady - Fire In My Bones

    Why did an innocent statement about protecting unborn life unleash a national uproar? Today's feminist groups need a reality check.

    I'm not sure what the folks at Planned Parenthood expected football star Tim Tebow to do in his long-awaited Super Bowl ad on Sunday night. Condemn women to hell if they've had abortions? Show photos of aborted fetuses? Wave a gun at abortionists?

    Tebow is a big guy, but both of his ads were polite and harmless—maybe even too safe. And the 22-year-old Heisman Trophy winner appeared in the 30-second ads with his mother, for crying out loud. She was even holding his baby picture!

    Why did this ad cause so much hyperventilation?

    Tebow never quoted the Bible in the ads, and he didn't mention the word abortion once. Nor did he sport a Bible reference on his eye black like he always does on the field. (He could have painted "John 10:10" on his face, or some other reference to life, but he chose a more subtle approach.)

    The whole ad campaign was, like the clean-cut Tebow, a study in innocence. It was designed to remind the estimated 100 million viewers of Super Bowl XLIV that an unborn child is a life. Is that really so dangerous?

    In the first ad, which ran during the pre-game show, Pam Tebow called Tim her "miracle baby" and said, "He almost didn't make it into this world." In the second ad, Tebow playfully tackled his mom. Both ads invited people to go to the Focus on the Family Web site to learn more about Tebow's story.

    That's it. But judging by all the hand-wringing around the country, you would have thought that Mrs. Tebow had set women's rights back 100 years and inaugurated a new era of back-alley, coat-hanger abortions.

    The frantic overreaction from pro-choice advocates proves they simply don't want the truth told. Nancy Keenan, president of the National Abortion Rights Action League, told her audience: "Anti-choice politics have no place in the Super Bowl, so when the ad runs, focus on something else—anything else—besides Focus on the Family."

    Atheist and political activist Sunsara Taylor, who led a campaign last year called the "Away With All Gods" tour, called the Tebow ad "fascist lunacy." After seeing the materials about Pam Tebow's decision not to abort Tim, Taylor said Focus on the Family was spreading a dangerous message. Taylor wrote:  "Women are not breeders and there is nothing inherently praise-worthy about choosing to carry a pregnancy to term, unless you are living in the biblical Dark Ages."

    So what these people are saying is that the only way we can have true "freedom of choice" in this country is to eliminate freedom of speech. That sounds like fascism to me!

    It would be more helpful if pro-choice feminists would redirect their anger at a legitimate concern, such as the blatant exploitation of women portrayed in Sunday night's Super Bowl ad from GoDaddy.com—the Web domain company. Their ads featured curvy models who stripped down to their T-shirts and then asked men to visit their Web site for a better view of the cleavage.

    Those ads were crass, degrading and shameless. But in our dysfunctional culture, sexual exploitation of women is fine—just as long as we can kill unborn babies without being reminded of who they might have grown up to be.

    An Incredible Story

    I don’t usually forward or share emails, but I got this one today from a friend and found it very inspiring. It is a good story that must be shared and read by all. Enjoy.
    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

    He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

    Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

    Probably wasn't the same elephant.

    This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming stories.

    Tuesday, February 9, 2010

    Tebow Superbowl Commercial

    There was a lot of media coverage in the week leading up to the Superbowl about a controversial commercial produced by Focus on the Family with Pam and Tim Tebow. All the pro-abortion people were up in arms and wanted CBS to pull the advertisement because it didn't reflect well with their low moral standards.

    It was an incredible opportunity for Pam Tebow to speak to 100 million Americans about how medical professionals had repeatedly advised her to end the pregnancy but how she continued and now her son has grown up and become a Heisman trophy winner.

    But something went terribly wrong because it didn't accomplish the intended goal. It was vague and uplifting but what was the message? Was it about health care or families? Seeing the video for the first time would leave you wondering what it was about. Ironically, even liberal Christians have cried out over how anemic the commercial was and that the message could have been stronger. Was it worth $3,000,000? Judge for yourself.

    Monday, February 8, 2010

    Too Much Coffee

    I don't drink coffee because I don't like the taste and I've never needed it as a pick-me-up. It does bad things to your body and may cause you to behave erratically. If you love your coffee, here are some signs you've had too much:
    • You answer the door before people knock.
    • Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
    • You ski uphill.
    • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
    • You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
    • You lick your coffeepot clean.
    • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
    • You chew on other people's fingernails.
    • Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
    • You can type 60 words per minute ... with your feet.
    • You can jump-start your car without cables.
    • All your kids are named "Joe."
    • You don't need a hammer to pound nails
    • You don't sweat, you percolate.
    • You buy half & half by the barrel.
    • You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
    • You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
    • You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
    • People get dizzy just watching you.
    • You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table.
    • Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
    • Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
    • Instant coffee takes too long.
    • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
    • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
    • You short out motion detectors.
    • You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
    • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
    • You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
    • You don't tan, you roast.
    • You can't even remember your second cup.
    • You help your dog chase its tail.

      Monday, February 1, 2010

      Importance of the Constitution

      "Observance of the Constitution is essential to the survival of the Republic and the well being of Americans, their lives, liberties and property. Those in power must fear the consequences of ignoring, evading or violating it."

      ~ Clarence Carson

      "The only legitimate purpose of civil government is to safeguard the God-given rights of its citizens; namely, life, liberty, and property. Only those duties, functions, and programs specifically assigned to the federal government by the Constitution should be funded. We call upon Congress and the President to stop all federal expenditures which are not specifically authorized by the U.S. Constitution, and to restore to the states those powers, programs, and sources of revenue that the federal government has usurped."

      ~ Excerpt from The Constitution Party National Platform