Friday, May 28, 2010

Tips on Buying a Boat

Are you thinking of buying a new boat, old one or even a yacht? Here are some things to look for and some things to watch out for when you’re buying a boat.

Good Signs
  • Boat is in the water and bilge pumps are not wailing at full speed.
  • Fire extinguisher hasn’t been used up.
  • You don’t have to take a submarine ride to view it.
Bad Signs
  • Lifejackets strapped to outside of hull to “help it float.”
  • 460-horsepower outboard engine that you have to pull start.
  • The stern is held on with duct tape.
  • Owner says, “She floats better in salt water.”
  • Teak hull has turned black with mold.
  • Biggest safety feature is the word “HELP” painted on the bottom of the hull.
  • Bullet holes across the cabin.

The Red Green Book
© 1997 by Steve Smith and Rick Green

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