A little boy's report

Someone once said that PETA stands for "People Eating Tasty Animals."

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My teacher sent me to the principal's office. He also laughed when I told him what happened and told me not to do it again.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken and beef.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was a chicken. She asked me why and I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again.

My parents taught me to be honest but I don't understand why my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...