A cattle farmer stood looking over his property when a car pulled up and an official looking man hopped out.
"I'm here to inspect your farm," the man said.
"OK," said the farmer,"but I wouldn't go in that field." He nodded to the pasture before them.
The other man puffed up, then showed him a card. "I'm a state inspector," he snapped, "and I can go wherever I want."
The farmer just shrugged as he watched the inspector hop the fence, then disappear over a knoll. A moment later, the man came running back, terrified, with a mean looking bull at his heels.
The farmer yelled, "Show him your card, show him your card!"
"I'm here to inspect your farm," the man said.
The other man puffed up, then showed him a card. "I'm a state inspector," he snapped, "and I can go wherever I want."
The farmer just shrugged as he watched the inspector hop the fence, then disappear over a knoll. A moment later, the man came running back, terrified, with a mean looking bull at his heels.
The farmer yelled, "Show him your card, show him your card!"
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