How to start each day with a positive outlook

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "Barack Obama."
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "Barack Obama?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.