Haiku's to Windows

My dad told me that he received a BSOD (blue screen of death) on his computer today and it reminded me some excellent poetry I found years ago. Anybody who has used Windows can relate to the following haiku's.

Your file was so big
It might be very useful
But now it is gone

The website you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist

Chaos reigns within
Reflect, repent and reboot
Order shall return

Aborted effort
Close all that you have worked on
You ask far too much

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

Your system which soared
So freely on gliding wings
now hangs, frozen and blue

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams.